Rabbit’s hole

Cateva glume (in engleza)

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Steven Wright :

• I bought a dog the other day…I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him… “Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.
• Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
• I can levitate birds. No one cares.
• I got my driver’s license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)…and says, “Here, you can go.”
• I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone.
• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
• I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
• I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
• I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
• If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
• There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
• Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?